"Jersey Shore" cast member Snooki is complaining about how she is "tired of being pregnant". According to a report from E!Online, the former party girl posted an epic rant she goes on her third trimester carrying her second baby.
"Jersey Shore" cast member Snooki is expected to give birth to her second baby with her fiancé, Jionni LaValle. Their first child, Lorenzo, just celebrated his first birthday.
The 26-year-old posted on her Celebuzz blog last Thursday: "Guess what, I'm still freaking pregnant. Omg! I can't deal with this anymore!"
The heavily pregnant mom exasperated: "I feel like I'm going to be pregnant forever. This time when I was pregnant with [my 13-month-old son] Lorenzo, I had already given birth so I'm already a step behind. I gave birth to Lorenzo two weeks and two days early! I feel like I am I going to be overdue."
"Jersey Shore" cast member Snooki complained that she is at a point where she "can't move and sleep".
She narrates: "I'm waking up 20 times throughout the night, rolling out of bed, waddling to the bathroom and praying that my mucus plug falls out and my water breaks and I'm just ready to go at this point."
"I don't care. I just wanna go. I'm literally doing everything I can," the reality TV star said, reported by E!Online.
The young mom detailed the different ways she is trying to induce labor: "I'm moving into my new house everyday sweating, hanging stuff on the wall, being very active, but that's not working. I'm doing a lot of stuff to get this labor process started and I'm Googling it on the internet and half of that s--t doesn't work because I already tried it a hundred million times and it's not working."
"I tried galloping like a horse, because I heard it will work. I tried working out but that's not doing s--t for me. I tried walking but nope that's not happing," she blogged.
Snooki also shared her current diet: "I tried eating spicy food, now that's a lot for me because I hate spicy food. If I have a mild salsa, it hurts me. I don't like spicy, I can't do it. I ate a jalepeno pepper from my mother-in-law's garden and I threw-up and gagged and I was still pregnant and had the worst poops ever and it just made me more stressed."
The notoriously frank TV personality even detailed how having sex has not helped induce labor: "I tried doing the hibbity gibbity with Jionni and that kind of worked a little but I feel like it helped it a little bit so we're going to have to do that again," she said.